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Free Shipping Alterations

Something I managed to forget to mention in our newsletter (which I’ll be archiving here shortly) but is also Very Important…

We have raised the minimum for free shipping from a subtotal of $75 to $100 (and have updated the site/cart to reflect this). This is because, with recent rate increases at the USPS, shipping charges are eating us alive. Like USPS Pirahnas. They could skeletonise an entire Flat Rate Cow in 30 seconds.

I sincerely loathe this turn of events. Our goal is to continue operating as an Added Value retailer because we truly value your addiction support. The hope is that an additional $25 worth of soap will be perceived as soap you were planning on trying anyways.

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