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This is a crisis of epic proportions - we have misplaced Quick and Dead (and are charitably hoping they weren’t misappropriated)! We keep the eponymous pair o’ pistols handy for dispatching living, dead and undead varmints (after all, who knows when a Zombie Apocolypse will occur?) and value their return such that we’re offering a “Quick or Dead?” gift set as a reward.

Quick or Dead? Gift Set


The Fine Print
Participation is automatic with purchase. The first 242 orders (with distinct order numbers) placed will receive a token with their package. Orders will not be combined, limit 3 per household.

Tokens are distributed blindly. If your package contains a winning token (a sterling silver six shooter charm), please contact us with your winning code at quickordead@villainess.net.

Reward consists of one “Quick or Dead?” Gift Set as pictured.

Gift set includes our Soap, Smooch! and Whipped! products, and a Limited Edition “Quick or Dead?” 5ml Perfume Oil tastefully presented in a cast-iron soap dish.
A $50 value.

Additional small rewards appear as compensation for your time…

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Vil·lain·ess \ 'vi-lən-nəs \ n : a woman who is a villain

Vil·lain·ess \ 'vi-lən-nəs \ n
1 : an uncanny, articulate woman
2 : a deliberate antagonist or tease
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4 : the fall-girl in a particularly difficult situation

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