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June Mini-Update

Give us your inflamed, your infected,
Your comedogenic pores yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your seething t-zone.
Send these, the cystic, acid-shocked, to us:
We lift a marshy hand beside a mossy swamp.

With this modest addition to the general catalog, we bring you Grundy Mud. Grundy really requires little introduction from me - our mossy brigade of Grundy Gals have done a fair job of proseletysing earth, dirt, and the loamy way. But this Mud? Demands that I elaborate…Like all Mud products, this is the all-natural reduction of a fabulous concept into its most essential components. It’s designed for its therapeutic value, and not its fragrance. We’ve started with a blend of French Clay (to draw oils), Bentonite Clay (to draw toxins) and activated Charcoal (to cleanse), and then proceeded with botanicals; feverfew, goldenseal and nettles (to reduce inflamation), marshmallow to soften, and nutrient rich algae, lettuce and parsley. And the essential oils? Antibacterial myrrh, patchouli to tone skin, vetiver to regulate oil production (and soothe your acne-agitation - bad skin is hell on the disposition), and Roman Chamomile to reduce inflammation. Separately, these oils are brilliant. Together? Unstoppable. This is my new Favourite Thing to Slather on My Face, and I hope you enjoy it!

As an added bonus, we’re now stocking the much requested Ginger Snapped Whipped! and Datura Whipped! to put the final tropical touch on your summer.

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