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FYI

Every single summer, Smooch! (that’s the plural, btw) melt. And every single summer, I completely fail to post a pre-emptive melt warning, and end up fielding a handful of (perfectly reasonable) “OMG, it melted what do I do?!” e-mails each week. Aww...

Finally, much after the fact, I’ve devloped The Expanded User Guide to Smooch!, exploring (at length) the why, wherefore, and what-then of melting, texture, volume, and numerous other details. For a company that prides itself on fuss-free product function, it’s actually a little embarrassing. Oops.

Perhaps it’s not too late? After all, things will melting in the Southern Hemispehre for the next 6 months unless I’m mistaken! Me am BizarroBomb!

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