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Bonus Dayz - Multiplicity

Right, we failed our 10 am deadline this morning. What can I say? Everyone needs at least one day a week to oversleep and schlump around in their jammies. Besides, we’ve been busily coordinating fabulous new features, releases and sales and won’t be pulling-the-plug on our daily bonuses either. That’s right, all specials from Friday, Saturday & Sunday will still be active on Cyber Monday - which should be quite a spectacle at this rate. Now, for my master plan!

Saturday’s bonus consists of a “Buy 4 Soaps, Get 1 Free” scheme, and Sunday’s is similar “4 Smooch!, 1 Free.” It’s a fabulous opportunity stock up!


In bigger news, we’ve finally managed to implement our rewards program. You’re always perfectly welcome to checkout without a user account at Villainess. By registering you enjoy certain benefits like wishlists and order histories. Now, by registering, you become a Villainess Mastermind.

Why join our leagues of evil, indulgence and enabling? One word - perks. When you become a Villainess Mastermind you’ll have access to a wealth of resources:

- Bank hit points at a rate of 1 for every $1 spent on Villainess loot. Cash them in at 10 for $1 for perpetual savings.

- Enable your friends’ addictions and earn 2 points for every $1 they spend on their first order.

- Wishlist your favourite items. Then, e-mail hints to helpless gift-givers!

- Checkout (even) faster when we store your shipping and account information.

- View your order history for a record of every ablutionary coup you’ve ever staged.

- Mastermind exclusives sales, early-access products, and much more!

I’ve been eager to implement this program for a while now. Luxuries, even small ones, are often difficult to justify on a monthly budget, and in my experience, tucking away a few points here and there add up for a nice rainy-day treat. We sincerely hope you enjoy! Ah, sweet relief.

Newsletter tomorrow night - keeping all the non-blog readers in the loop in re: to our Big Plans for Monday and a new product release! We’ve been collaborating again, and think you’ll love the results!

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Comments

Question — are the Mastermind points retroactive, or, do only purchases made from this point out count towards them?

Either way, it sounds like a great plan! Perks make me happy. What's not to love?


How do we refer friends to get these points? This is confusing.


Sadly, points are not retroactive. I’d hoped that when we “turned on” the points program it would credit the existing complete orders in our system, but it didn’t. And then, crediting each account by hand… would be infinitesimally slow! Appalling!

As for referring friends, when you login on the shopping cart there are several account management buttons. Order histrory, wishlist, and “enable a friend.” The last takes you to a form where you can enter your friend(s)’ addresses and a personalised note. Smiling Politely


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Vil·lain·ess \ 'vi-lən-nəs \ n : a woman who is a villain

Vil·lain·ess \ 'vi-lən-nəs \ n
1 : an uncanny, articulate woman
2 : a deliberate antagonist or tease
3 : an intelligent woman in a tabloid or gossip
4 : the fall-girl in a particularly difficult situation

Villainess. Redefining "bad."