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Calling All Guineu Pigs…

Of the human variety, of course. Bling bling, baby.

We are putting the finishing touches on our all-new, all-decadent shaving creme and we’re in need of feedback. This is a formal sort of study where we’re looking for 8 participants, with no known allergies/sensitivies to our formulation, to test the product over 2 weeks time and respond to a short questionnaire (we’re talking, maybe 20 questions max). Upon completion, we’ll hook you up with a 10% Off Coupon Code for your trouble.


The product smells of cocoa butter and herbs. The water content in the ingredient list below is a flaxseed/marshmallow/aloe/comfrey mucillage for slip and skin conditioning. The formulation should soften hairs before shaving and rinse away cleanly leaving a silky, moisturised afterfeel. This is a non-foaming, non-soap, non-detergent shave creme.

Inredients: Water, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Butter, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Oryza Sativa (Rice) Bran Oil, Cetearyl Alcohol (and) Polysorbate 60, Behentrimonium Methosulfate (and) Cetearyl Alcohol, Hydroxyethyl Urea, Stearic Acid, Glycerin, Hydrolyzed Wheat Protein (and) Hydrolyzed Wheat Starch, Panthenol, Phenoxyethanol (and) Caprylyl Glycol, Hydroxypropyl Starch Phosphate, Linum Usitatissimum (Flax) Seed, Symphytum Officinale (Comfrey) Leaf, Althaea Officinalis (Marshmallow) Root, Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe) Leaf

We are looking for a mix of (mostly stateside) participants - normal skin, sensitive skin, leg shaving, facial shaving. You name it. If you’re interested in test-driving this for us, send an e-mail to service@villainess.net with your mailing address, skintype situation, and a brief rundown of other products you’re using or might have tried. We’ll e-mail you to confirm your participation and pop a 6 oz jar of shaving creme in the post!

We’ll post a blog entry just as soon as our lab rat pool is full. In the meantime, feel free to send your thin-skinned friends our direction!
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I emailed you and hope to help you test it!


I’d love to try! Already zipped out the email and am probably overcompensating now - but really enthused! I was asking about thick lathering soaps for shaving and blog came minutes later! It’s like fate or something!


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