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New Month, New Smack!

Fall is rolling around fast and we’re just running to keep up. A new month calls for a new Smack! Staff Pick, and this time? We’ve got two.

First, Exhumation, fresh from the grave and absolutely delicious. “Layers of visceral Raspberry Plum goo, Chocolate Mousse treats, tooth-rotting Candy Floss and the grave’s own Unearthed filth.”

Smack!

And then, Exsanguination, positively drenched with gore. “Crimson pools of Cherries Jubilee, Raspberry Plum and Berry Patch and drips of dragon’s blood-rich Incense.”

Smack!

In other news, we do have fabulous plans for a suitable fall update - all your favourites and a few variations - but have been a bit sidelined by packaging delays. Not to worry - we shouldn’t be any later than the ninth!The future is so bright...

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