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Mall Santa Smooch!

Mall Santa Smooch!
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Price: $7.87



Full Name: Mall Santa Smooch!

Weight:7oz (198g)

MO:Sugar & Spice - Body Scrub

Colour: Cinnamon with cream cheese frosting.

Distinguishing Features: Creamed confectioner's sugar layered over molasses-drenched brown sugar and cinnamon.

Characteristic Scent: The pervasive scent of cinnamon buns and cream cheese frosting, underscored with cheap whiskey, tobacco stains, toffee candies and delicious filthy lucre.

Wanted For:Scrubbing your incredible skin all over.

Ingredients: Sucrose (Sugar), Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Oil, Mangifera Indica (Mango) Seed Butter, Cetearyl Alcohol (and) Polysorbate 60, Saccharum Officinarum (Molasses), Prunus Avium (Cherry) Kernel Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Fragrance, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Cinnamomum Cassia (Cinnamon) Bark