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Mall Santa

Mall Santa
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Price: $6.26



Full Name:Mall Santa

Weight / Height: 3.5oz (99g) / 3 in

Colour:Cinnamon swirled with Cream Cheese frosting.

Distinguishing Features: Absolutely smooth, sheer, silken lather lightly sprinkled with cinnamon.

Characteristic Scent:The pervasive scent of cinnamon buns and cream cheese frosting, underscored with cheap whiskey, tobacco stains, toffee candies and delicious filthy lucre.

Ingredients:Elaeis Guineensis (Palm) Oil, Aqua (Water), Oryza Sativa (Rice) Bran Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Mangifera Indica (Mango) Seed Butter, Silk, Cinnamomum Cassia (Cinnamon) Bark

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